Madonna, Migraines & A Dog On A Bus
Kim K snogs Lewis Hamilton, Madonna loses a corset on a golf cart, Trump beefs with the Pope, and Australians are officially sadder than during COVID.
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Han and Philsy - two millennial mums from the Southern Highlands - overshare about life, pop culture, and the beautiful mess in between. Part therapy, part comedy, and entirely too relatable.
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Madonna, Migraines & A Dog On A Bus
Kim K. Lewis Hamilton. A missing corset. The Pope. Australians officially sadder than during COVID. Normal Tuesday content.
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The official, deeply unvalidated record of terms no sane linguist would approve - but every GHBTM listener immediately understands.
Poo Jacuzzi
/puː dʒəˈkuːzi/
noun
The moment a toddler's bath transforms into a biological hazard. Characterised by suspicious stillness and a look of complete contentment on the perpetrator's face.
I was two sips into my wine when the poo jacuzzi activated and we had to do a full emergency evacuation.
First coined: Episode 21
Whore's Bath
/hɔːz bɑːθ/
noun
The art of making yourself completely presentable using only a sink, a flannel, and sheer confidence. Not a shower. Not even close. But done.
No time for a shower before school pickup - did a whore's bath at the servo and honestly looked incredible.
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Wine Admin
/waɪn ˈædmɪn/
noun
The category of household tasks and emotional processing that can only be effectively completed while holding a glass of wine.
I've got three school forms, a passive-aggressive text to draft, and a grocery order to do - full wine admin evening tonight.
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